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Post by yuri on Jan 10, 2007 1:00:52 GMT -5
just post anything here... my friends usually floods my inbox with Funny email ... Pics and just about everything so its time for us to share whats on our inbox... waheheh have fun  |
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Post by yuri on Jan 10, 2007 1:01:32 GMT -5
DIVORCE LETTER:
Dear Husband:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to
show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to
tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair
and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new
negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to
sleep after watching the game.
You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything.
Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, what ever the case
is, I'm gone.
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving
away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Your EX-Wife
Dear Ex-Wife
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true
that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman
is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out
your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work.
I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first
thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother
raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my
favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER,
because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you
had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that
it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars
from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out.
So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars,
I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home
you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the
fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that
you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was
born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
Signed
Rich As Hell and Free!
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Post by Josef on Jan 10, 2007 10:49:15 GMT -5
pati chain letters pede na rito.. lolz
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Post by yuri on Jan 13, 2007 23:26:40 GMT -5
bakit walang tao dito???
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Post by Josef on Jan 14, 2007 6:54:15 GMT -5
honga...  |
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Post by yuri on Jan 28, 2007 6:06:26 GMT -5
ay nipabayaan ang site lol...
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